Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

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I have an idea…flip a book and the first word you see on each page is going to be the title of our movie…Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama…did I forget to mention we are going to have Linnea Quigley AND Brinke Stevens? I think this is how director David DeCoteau came up with this piece of glorious trash.

Looking at DeCoteau’s resume basically tells you exactly what kind of film we are going to get with Soroity Babes, as he went on to direct such classics as Petticoat Planet, Bikini Goddesses and Beach Babes 2 for uber indie film producer Charles (Puppetmaster) Band.

Ok….The film opens with three losers hanging out at their house watching MTV and drinking beer. When one of the losers, Calvin (Andras Jones) refuses to share his beer with the OTHER losers he mentions how he knows how they can have some REAL fun tonight… It seems the girls of Phi-Gotta-Feel ‘em-Uppa (or whatever it’s called) are doing their annual initiations tonight and the boys decide to watch the event by peering through the sorority houses windows. Now we meet Babs (Robin Rochelle) the head of the sorority who takes great pleasure in paddling the fuck out of the pledges, Taffy (Brinke Stevens) and Lisa (Michelle Bauer) then covering them in whip cream. The boys stumble into the house and get busted by Babs while watching the pledges wash off the whip cream which gives Babs the idea that round three of the pledges initiation will consist of the girls breaking into the local bowling alley (with the dudes) and they MUST bring back a trophy to prove they did it. After the pledges leave to complete their mission, Babs tells her sorority sisters that her dad owns the mall and she is going to scare the shit out of the crew at the bowling alley…how you ask? Well, because she can watch them on the security camera, dummy. At the bowling alley the crew meets a biker chick named Spider (Linnea Quigley, in all her sexy glory) who just happens to robbing the bowling alley. After a shoving match between Spider and the group, the stolen trophy gets dropped, emits some crazy smoke, and “Uncle Impie” (a rubber puppet voiced by Michael Sonye who sounds like Audrey 2 from Little Shop of Horrors) emerges and offers one wish to each of the fuckers that broke in. For whatever reason, Impie turns the girls that are watching this unfold on the security camera into monsters and the wishes that Impie granted are actually tricks so that the monster sorority girls can now kill off everyone else. After a bunch of crazy scenes involving a lizard monster girl and a cat monster girl bowling heads down the lanes, Spider and Calvin meet the janitor (Buck Flower) who tells them the secret of Uncle Impie and how to get rid of him…. Whew, Got that? It’s so fucked up and awesome that it’s hard to explain and truly give it justice. Think Ghoulies meets Demons meets Dawn of the Dead meets The Muppets Show meets…. seriously the list is endless. How the fuck writer Sergei Hasenecz came up with this is beyond me and it’s not surprising that this is his only credit…he put everything he could imagine into this story and he would never be able to write something as crazy as this again.

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Guy Moon’s score sounds like it was lifted from The Legend of Zelda mixed with the theme action music from MacGuyver-but it’s not bad, I mean it’s not good per se but it definitely doesn’t get boring. There is virtually no gore, as this movie is full of rubber heads, rubber puppets, rubber faces and rubber breasts but what it lacks in gore it makes up for in bad humor, nudity and I imagine spanking fetish people all over the world love the first five minutes of this craziness. Apparently there is a sequel called “Sorority Babes In The Dance-A-Thon Of Death” which is hard to come by and has none of the same cast or crew so the fact that fans of Bowl-O-Rama despise the sequel doesn’t surprise me.

The film is widely available on DVD and contains a bunch of trailers for movies like “Assault Of The Killer Bimbos”, “Beach Babes From Beyond” and “Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death” and while I don’t know if this is one you need to own, it’s definitely worth the rental price (just for the trailers alone). So if you like Charles Band productions, Linnea Quigley, rubber monsters with attitude or spanking scenes this is THEE movie for you, even if you don’t like any of those things you have to see this movie based on the title alone, just be sure to stay away from the heavily cut version titled “The Imp” and you’ll be good to go.

Charlie “Stuff it you little prick” Brown

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~ by exploitnation on March 8, 2008.

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