Here We Go Again…

what the fuck, man? we’re like…all over the place. first Killer Film, then My Space, then this. yeah, we’re still working on an actual site, but both Charlie and I are really digging this wordpress format. here’s some shit you need to know in case you didn’t already…

1.) we really fucking love horror. like, a lot.
2.) charlie likes watching t&a films a lot. i prefer to feel them.
3.) if you kept up with us at Killer Film, you’ll see some of our older reviews on here once in a while. tough titty.
4.) “tough titty” made me lol.
5.) lol means “laughing out loud.” it’s internet shit. you wouldn’t understand.

in case you are retarded, here is how this site works. you read shit. if you think, “hey this movie sounds awesome, i have money to throw away and i want to buy it…” just click on the cover art and it’ll take you to the film’s amazon page. If it doesn’t, oops! Tell us. If you like what you read, feel free to leave a comment. If you hate what you read, feel free to leave a comment. Feel like talking about Night of the Demons and lipstick tubes being stuffed inside nipples? We’re all human, leave a comment.

look forward to some fresh horror reviews soon. if you have any film requests, drop us a line on here. otherwise enjoy the site and tell your friends. if you don’t have any friends, make some and then tell them.




~ by exploitnation on March 12, 2008.

7 Responses to “Here We Go Again…”


  2. Oh i can answer that one for you quite easily.

    The movie is about a man in black and his naked little boy. Throw in a giant metaphor that gets fucked in the ass and then fucks you in the ass and you have the biggest piece of celluloid shit ever made, otherwise known as “El Topo.” No amount of symbolism could save this movie from an eternity in Hell. This movie steals 120+ minutes of your soul, rapes it, then shoves it forcefully back into your anal canal. I’m still shitting tears.

    Fun “El Topo” Trivia: Jimi Hendrix choked on this movie before he died.

    Hope that helps, Ashley.


  3. i feel as if iv’e heard this exact review before…?

  4. p.s. in Holy Mountain, shit gets turned into gold! boing!

  5. You have hair like a girl.

  6. okok. for serious. The King and the Clown. don’t slap me across the face again mmm?

  7. bah! if i can get my hands on it again, i shall review it.

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